TWO THINGS INVOLVED- Adapted from Basket Mouth Comedy( Naija)

Basket Mouth had his rib-shattering Comedy of Two Things Involved. That Naija boy has got talent. You remember it? You could be wiped either from the front or the back? Lorot Son of the Hills decided to do a Kenyan version.

Here we go...

In this world, there are two things involved. It is either you are in Zain or in Suffericom. If you are in Zain you are safe. If you are in Suffericom, there are two things involved, it is either you are rich or poor. If you are rich, you are safe. If you are poor, there are two things involved. It is either you survive on please call me or you make calls. If you survive on please call me you are safe. If you make calls, there are two things involved. It is either you work in Suffericom or outside Safaricom. If you work in Suffericom, you are safe. If you work outside Suffericom, there are two things involved. It is either you are a prepaid or a postpaid customer. If you are a postpaid customer, you are safe ( after all you are rich); if you are a prepaid customer, there are two things involved. It is either you are a man or a woman. If you are a woman, you are safe. If you are a man, there are two things involved. You are either a convert of the Masaa ya kubamba market gimmick or not. If you are not, you are safe. If you are a convert, there are no two things involved. There is only one thing involved. YOU ARE FRIED!